Soon to be on Kindle... excerpt from, "Not Exactly Don Juan...and The Liberated Woman" Second Edition

Phil responds, “Uh what do you want?”

I reply, “You check that kid’s I.D., then if he is not a minor. Hand him to me. Let me do what I need to do.”

Phil says, “You sure?”

I reply, “You give me that little fuck’r. Tonight, he’s mine. Thank you.”

Meanwhile Phil finds out that one of our pro-MMA fighters has been training the kid. And at seven o’clock after work I’m at Phil’s ready for this kid. Phil has really not seen me enraged quite like this. He says, “You sure he’s going to show?”

I reply, “Oh yeah. He’ll be here.” Just then Lee and Luke walk in, saying ‘hello’, they go to the back part of Phil’s basement gym to warm up. They’re going to work ground. No one else is in yet.

Just after seven o’clock the kid pulls up. I say to Phil, “He’s here. I told yah.”

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